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It
was within this harsh environ that SB developed a
deep disdain for whiners and willfully ignorant
animals and people who allowed the wild to rule
them.
This
spite that Skunk Boy developed for the whiners and
the willfully stupid coupled with a benevolent
desire to help other people and animals avoid the
folly of feckless fools caused him to launch a
2-minute radio spot called, “Evolution’s
Holdovers” (heard now nationwide on 697
different markets on www.ClashRadio.com
).
About the show,
“Evolution’s Holdovers”
Each
week, on www.ClashRadio.com
with Doug Giles, EH spotlights a
self-destructing, helix-missing moron.
Skunk Boy’s purpose is to use these
destructive tools as dissuasive examples in order
to prevent others from following their idiotic,
someone-peed-in-my-gene-pool leads.
Skunk Boy Rocks
One
of the things that helped Skunk Boy make it out of
the difficulties he faced in the deep dark woods
and the mangrove swamps of the Miami metroplex was
rock music. Rock-N-Roll
gave the Skunkmeister the attitude needed to
conquer the difficult things that only a skunk
goes through.
In
homage to the rock and roll that strengthened his
soul, Skunk Boy covers some of his favorite rock
tunes every week on www.ClashRadio.com
.
Skunk Boy’s Other
Interests
- Eating
the carotid artery out of a raccoon’s neck
(as well as other small animals).
- Spraying
whiners from the bushes as they walk into
Starbucks to get their half-decaf, no foam,
triple shot, skinny milk, mocha cinnamon Venti
cappuccino.
- Riding
his customized Von Dutch motorcycle.
- Shooting
elephant guns.
- Luge
riding.
- Making
meat helmets.
- Curing
salted meats.
- Ridiculing
the cast of The View while drinking a dirty
martini.
- Smoking
fine cigars.
- Fishing
for cats.
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