Dr. Jonathan Jimmy Full

Creator and Host of “You Can Be a Loser!”

Dr. Full received his PhD, in Dysfunctional Apologetics from TweedleYourBallSackUniversity.com. Full pursued this specious online degree because he believed this “doctorate degree” would give credence to his advice and people would begin to listen to him. Prior to Dr. Full’s printing out his degree on his HP OfficeJet 6100, everyone blew him off and laughed at him ’til they peed their pants.

The good doctor’s chief area of professional interest is in helping people who blather and moan about how difficult life is, who maintain their excuses and who hamstring any possible chance they might have at actually succeeding at something.

Committed to teaching losing principles to wankers, Dr. Full serves up a substantial dish of audio ditty’s guaranteed to keep the decrepit in their dire straights. Being the pragmatist he is, Full’s philosophy and radio show have been so constructed that they will work anytime, anywhere and for anyone—if . . . that’s if . . . they truly desire to live the asinine dream.

About the show, “You Can Be a Loser”

Each week, on www.ClashRadio.com with Doug Giles, Dr. Full delivers time tested loser principles guaranteed to give those who are hell-bent on mayhem the wherewithal to make certain they turn their lives into one big Anna Nicole Smith meets Kevin Federline meets O.J. Simpson meets Corey Feldman disaster.

In addition to being on ClashRadio.com, Dr. Full’s 3-minute show is nationally syndicated on 9,173 markets, mostly in blue states.

Dr. Full’s other interests include eating fatty foods, watching Maury Pouvich in a chartruesse day glow thong with empty Elmer's Glue bottles taped to his head, chatting to Russian women (and men) online for hours and shopping at Kmart for short sleeved dress shirts.